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High ResolutionOona Chaplin photographed by Ruven Afanador
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No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
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Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
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High ResolutionRussian women place flowers by the bodies of four American soldiers slain by German officers, 1945.
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