Official Dress Code For All Females In Public...
smilingemoticon: all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you...
enchant-r: having a crush on someone is a lot of hard work you have to try and figure out what they like and try not to be too clingy and try not to walk into oncoming traffic if they don’t pay attention to you all the time
It seems like every 4-6 months or so, I feel the...
connotativewords: If this is too high of a demand, then pardon my irrationality. It’s just that I could never want anyone who isn’t you.
chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
After a semester of working too hard...
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove so it...
samqirl: you’re not a real hannibal fan unless you eat people