January 2010
No more Mexican food for us...
Mum: "Whoops...just pooted."
Dad: "Hold on...let me counteract it."
December 2009
“Smoking cigarettes isn’t a healthy habit and is unlikely to offer an adaptive...”
– Sam Harris, in response to the argument that morality must have come from God, because it does not seem advantageous to Evolution (via cocknbull)
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“I only use Cialis so I don’t roll out of bed in the morning.”
– Old Man I Met at the Liquor Store
yeah, okay
Me: You can't use this lane as a passing lane...
Dad: I'm not. I'm just staying in it until I get by them.
Ooh...another experiment, eh? No, but this one's... →
Brennan: I teabagged your drumset! Your drumset's a whore!
Dale: Well, my drumset's a guy, so that makes you gay, you fucker!
Watchieatcatlitter:savagemike:
Snoop Dogg on Martha Stewart making brownies. Hilarity ensues.
“My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.”
– Abraham Lincoln (via quote-book)
I answered Lady Gaga.
Lauren: What type of present would you like your AIDS to come in?
Me: Your mom's like a praying mantis...she just uses a man for a baby and then bites his head off.
Her: :l ..... :D
“Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them.It just takes a while for...”
– ~Spirited Away (via constantflux) (via quote-book)
