January 2011
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When your teacher uses the verb "trolling," you...
Am I the only one who didn’t know the “gerbil-up-the-ass” thing wasn’t for real?
FOREVER ALONE
“Hippocrates (460-377 B.C.) was the first in the Western world to record and teach the practice of uropoty (the drinking of urine). The theory of urine therapy states: In the excreted urine all the body’s experiences — physical and psychological — are collected. Reintroducing the urine to the body forces the body’s immune system to confront the same experiences a...
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“You can’t summon two demons at once! That’s like trying to fuck two...”
– Jeez from Lo
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You Should Date An Illiterate Girl →
clavicola:
I like this. I like this a lot.
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“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own...”
– Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens
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my body makes no sense.
okay, lip, you have had a foreign body in you for ~2 years now and NOW you decide you want to grow over it? okay cool
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please follow this. you will laugh and laugh and... →
kim jong-il looking at things
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