purple urkel
November 21, 2009
“I text allegiance to the flag of the United States of American Apparel, and to the Facebook, for which it friends, one nation, OMG, indivizzibizzle, with liberty and Jonas for all.”
— Stephen Colbert’s Pledge 2.0 (this year’s Tickle-Me-Elmo [hopefully]) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert) (via thestrawberrycorner)
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November 20, 2009
I hallucinated last night
that rats were pouring out of my closet and piling up in one of the corners of my room.
No, I wasn’t tripping acid, it’s just another fuck-me-over deal from Lyme.
I swear if I hallucinate like that again, I’m going to go insane.
(Did I mention it was real enough for me to go get a shotgun?)
:l
November 18, 2009
I miss you a lot today, and I don’t know why.
November 18, 2009
“Don’t let your mind bully your body into believing it must carry the burden of its worries.”
— Astrid Alauda (via julie911) (via quote-book)
November 18, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Flight of the Conchords - The Humans are Dead
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November 18, 2009
“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.”
— Tupac
November 17, 2009
Alice: Will you hold me? I amuse you, but I bore you.
Dan: No, no.
Alice: You did love me?
Dan: I’ll always love you. I hate hurting you.
Alice: Why are you?
Dan: Because I’m selfish. And I think I’ll be happier with her.
Alice: You won’t. You’ll miss me. No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn’t love enough?
