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mererecorder: [x]

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:47:08 -0400

mererecorder:

[x]

iamacoyfish: I ship it.

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:06:09 -0400

iamacoyfish:

I ship it.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:34:45 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:28:39 -0400

suicideblonde: Oona Chaplin photographed by Ruven Afanador

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:23:40 -0400

suicideblonde:

Oona Chaplin photographed by Ruven Afanador

cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:57:59 -0400

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

martinekenblog: Tame Your Hair advertising campain by Yuko...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:47:58 -0400

martinekenblog:

Tame Your Hair advertising campain by Yuko Shimizu

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:48:15 -0400

smilingemoticon:

all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform

sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost

all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less

your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them

always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

engravings: Russian women place flowers by the bodies of four...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:22:50 -0400

engravings:

Russian women place flowers by the bodies of four American soldiers slain by German officers, 1945.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:12:15 -0400

renandstimpy: A lot of guys could use a map like this

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:51:34 -0400

renandstimpy:

A lot of guys could use a map like this

mabelmoments: You have to love Gavin, the photobombing parrot...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:47:08 -0400

mabelmoments:

You have to love Gavin, the photobombing parrot fish.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 08:27:52 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 08:23:19 -0400

Christopher Walken in Fat Boy Slim’s Weapon of Choice [X]

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:30 -0400

Christopher Walken in Fat Boy Slim’s Weapon of Choice [X]

ta-ble: wife of Souljaboy Tellem

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:24:30 -0400

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

athousandfacets: OLIVOLA

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:22:07 -0400

athousandfacets:

OLIVOLA

enchant-r: having a crush on someone is a lot of hard work you have to try and figure out what they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:25 -0400

enchant-r:

having a crush on someone is a lot of hard work you have to try and figure out what they like and try not to be too clingy and try not to walk into oncoming traffic if they don’t pay attention to you all the time

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:40:34 -0400

valerieparker: writers-bloc: Never drop a book in the bath...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:58:39 -0400

valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.

that eight year old is the chosen one